Total recall

Sorry, that title’s already a cliche and it’s only going to get worse. But, yes, Arnold is going to make a grab for the brass ring in California. A terrible idea, if only for the spate of banal “Terminator”-themed cartoons his candidacy will inevitably inspire.

(Confidential to Arnold: if, by some freakish chance, you lose the election, I’ve got a terrific idea for a catchphrase you can use on election night to indicate that you will, um, be back…)