Do as I say, not as my daughters do

But perhaps his most spooky run-in with the opposite sex happened when President Bush’s twin daughters came over to his house for a party and smoked pot — with the Secret Service within smelling distance! Kutcher tells Rolling Stone magazine that about a year and a half ago, he met Jenna and Barbara Bush at a Nike party. After whooping it up there, everyone ended up at Kutcher’s house, although he insisted the Secret Service stay outside.

“So we’re hanging out,” Kutcher says. “The Bushes were underage — drinking at my house. When I checked outside, one of the Secret Service guys asked me if they’d be spending the night. I said no. And then I go upstairs to see another friend and I can smell the green wafting out under his door. I open the door, and there he is smoking out the Bush twins on his hookah.” Apparently a good time was had by all, but Kutcher thinks that ever since the Bushes’ visit the Secret Service has tapped his phone. No word yet from Papa George “Zero Tolerance” Bush on his daughters extracurricular activities.

Story (thanks, Doug).