Wow. Just, wow.

Michael Jackson has apparently reached that point in his career trajectory at which it is necessary to sell off many of the things he purchased at previous, more affluent points along that trajectory. One of the items up for auction is a version of the eighties Batman costume fitted over a lifesize statue of … Michael Jackson.

That’s so completely off the scale weird, I’d be tempted to bid on it myself, if times were different, and if I were married to someone willing to share her home with a large creepy Michael-Jackson-in-a-Batman-costume statue. But times are not, and I am not.