Here’s every Republican objection to the stimulus package in a nutshell :
Republican Tool : Obama wants to spend money on _____?!
You : Ummm…actually, no. That was mentioned one, in passing, but it isn’t in the bill. At all.
Republican Tool : Oh…but Obama wants to spend money on _____?!
You : Yeah. Because _______ is not only more important to our economy than your tone suggests, but the money spent will actually be used to create jobs in that field.
Republican Tool : Oh…but Obama wants to spend money on _____?!
Fill in the blanks with the Republican talking points of your choice : Volcanoes, Marsh Mice, Supertrains, Earmarks, etc.