I wrote this cartoon last summer, when I thought I might need an extra backup while I was away at the DNC. Didn’t end up using it, so I thought I’d toss it out here before its shelf life expires entirely.

(I always have a few things like this sitting around, and up ’til now, I’ve always figured that readers can catch them in the next compilation. But if you people don’t start buying a few more copies of the current compilation, I’m not entirely sure there’s going to be a next one … )