“She’s The Biggest Celebrity In The World…”

Earlier today I wrote a post with a suggestion for an Obama ad, but what I’d really like to see is a Palin-ized shot-by-shot remake of the first half of this ad :

Same narrator, same structure, same footage of Britney Spears, etc. And then for the kicker, cut to Barack Obama speaking directly to the camera saying :

…but that’s not why you should vote against John McCain. Beneath all the hype is the same economic policies, foreign policies, energy policy, and dirty politics we’ve seen for the past eight years. I’m Barack Obama and I approve this message because you can’t promise change when your record is just more of the same.

Who’s the celebrity now?