As you may have heard, October 22-26, 2007 is Islamo-“fascism” Awareness week. Apparently conservatives have nothing better to do than raise the “awareness” of a threat so horrible that it’s burned into the brains of everyone on 9/11. As a member of the decadent left, I find it odd that self-righteous, patronizing fools like David Horowitz seem to think that we are the ones who need reminding about the threat of Islamo-“fascists”. After all, when was the last time you heard a Republican ask “Why haven’t we caught Osama Bin Laden yet?”. I hear it asked all the time by my fellow liberals.
Then it dawned on me. Sure, we liberals are perfectly aware of the threat by Islamo-“fascists”, but we just aren’t wearing our frightened, quivering hearts on our sleeves enough for Horowitz and his fellow ass-kickers to notice. To our friends on the other side of the aisle, let me assure you that we hate terrorism in the only way I think you’ll understand :
(Posted with the deepest respect and admiration for Bill Watterson, one of the greatest artists and writers in comic history. )