Hey, what’s going on inside Richard Cohen’s fantasy world this week?

INSIDE RICHARD COHEN’S HEAD

Richard Cohen, today:

Washington is relentlessly middle class…

OUTSIDE RICHARD COHEN’S HEAD

According to a 2003 report on the Census Bureau website, four of the eight wealthiest counties in America are Washington suburbs:

Median Household Income (In 2003 Inflation-adjusted Dollars)

1. Somerset County, NJ $89,289
2. Howard County, MD $88,555
3. Prince William County, VA $82,926
4. Morris County, NJ $82,025
5. Fairfax County, VA $80,753
6. Nassau County, NY $80,647
7. Santa Clara County, CA $76,544
8. Montgomery County, MD $76,439

More recently, the Washington Post reported:

The three most prosperous large counties in the United States are in the Washington suburbs, according to census figures released yesterday, which show that the region has the second-highest income and the least poverty of any major metropolitan area in the country.

Of course, you can understand how Richard Cohen could get this wrong, since he has neither internet access nor a subscription to the Washington Post.

PREVIOUSLY, IN SIMILIAR FANTASY WORLDS: Joseph Lieberman explains, “Being a Senator, I haven’t gone much beyond the middle class.”