Everything I really needed to know about transnational terrorism I learned from George M. Cohan

According to the transcript (pdf) of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed’s recent military hearing, he confessed to dozens of terrorist plots. But amid all the tumult, he never forgot what’s really important:

George M. Cohan: “I don’t care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you spell my name right.”