I missed this one a couple weeks ago, just caught it on a Daily Show rerun:
“Could you picture Davy Crockett at the Alamo looking at his Blackberry getting a message from Congress? ‘Davy Crockett, we support you. The only thing is we are not going to send any troops.’ Iâ€™m sure that would really be impressive to Davy Crockett.”
–Rep. Todd Akin (R-Mo), 2/13/2007, during the debate on a resolution opposing the troop escalation in Iraq.