As previously noted, Fox News is putting together a “humor” show to be hosted by Greg Gutfeld.
Via Google, here’s a little sample of Greg Gutfeld’s sense of “humor”:
Do you think you make too much money? Did you ever think you’d be as wealthy as you are?
I wish I were as wealthy as you think I am. Then I would treat you right. First, we’d go to eastern Pennsylvania, where I have a house. In the backyard, I have a stone playroom, where inside I would dig out the ground, and within it, drop an 8′ by 6′ Groundsman Apex Double Door Shed, with sturdy tongue and groove cladding, double doors on top for easier access and applied base coat timber treatment. This is where you would live. I would drug you with propranolol to slow your heart beat. I would sit you down at a little desk and have you write out 120 postcards, some with different pens, detailing your adventures backpacking throughout Europe. I would bundle and send these letters to a buddy in France. He would then mail one out to your parents every month for 10 years. And I would take care of you in that special place beneath the floorboards. You would never go hungry. You will never be cold. You will never be missed. But you will shit in a bucket.
All righty, then.
… adding: I didn’t realize this train wreck had already made it on the air …