The Smoking Gun got their hands on Dick Cheney’s tour rider. (via HuffPo)
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It looks like our favorite hunter is too delicate to pick up a damn remote and change the channel himself. This rule is probably for the best though. With Cheney’s health problems and advanced age, it takes him a lot longer to trash a Presidential Suite than it used to.