Perverse product of the week

Remember the end of the movie “Titanic,” where the ship upended in the water and the passengers slid down the length of the deck to an icy death in the water below?

Well now you can relive the fun and excitement with your very own Titanic water slide!

(Photo via spam from a Chinese manufacturer of inflatable kiddy rides.)

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I’m thinking that this should be a regular feature, so feel free to submit your own perverse products…

Update: apparently the Titanic water slide is old news to a lot of people. What can I say? Until last year, I was living in Brooklyn — didn’t make it to a lot of water parks or state fairs…