Gosh, I hate to be cynical…

…I really do. But, what is it, a year and a half after the attacks, and this is what the Dept. of Homeland Security has for us? A freakin’ public service campaign?

Maybe if we wait another year, they’ll have promotional keychains, too.

I didn’t see this story on the news, but my wife did, and apparently they mentioned in passing that the entire campaign is being paid for by “one private source.”

I’m guessing the Duct Tape Manufacturers Association.

Oops, almost forgot: here’s the official site.