Coming soon: resin maquettes of your favorite angry penguin and very nice dog duo, with real protesting action! Sparky stands about a foot tall. His wing moves up and down, and the sign is removable. And Blinky has real wire whiskers.

…we’re also considering having it so you can swap out slogans on the sign. I’m feeling a little too close to the forest to see the penguins right now, so I’m going to throw this one out to all of you — what other Sparky-ish phrases would you like to see?