That “Axis of Weasel” thing that was going around bothered me not as an ideologue, but as a writer. Axis of Weasel? Singular? It’s an axis of one weasel?
Poorly constructed satire always annoys me. Especially when it’s so easy to fix: Axis of Weasels. Plural. Not hard to understand especially when that’s how it read on the original (left wing) protest sign, before the phrase was co-opted by the warblers.
At any rate, this works much better, I think (speaking as a writer and an ideologue):