Early report from Boston

Well, gosh, the early report is that we couldn’t get in to the MTV party across from Fenway where there were a million and a half would be Rock the Voters in line trying to get in, give or take, so I went and had beers in a nearby bar with my pals Mike Luckovich and Rob Rogers and Dave Barry, and various other cartoonists and writers.

Yes, this is the sort of scintillating on-the-ground report you can expect from your credentialled blogging correspondent. Tip jar’s over over to your right!