This bizarre article about Wesley Clark made me think…two things, actually. First, that it must be a really slow news day. Second, it reminded me of one of my souvenirs of the 2000 Republican convention, one of those pre-printed signs which delegates hold up by the thousands at the appropriate moment. It reads:

is for

You see, George Bush’s middle initial is a “W”! A common synonym for “female” also begins with “W”!

What more do you need, ladies?

(…someday, it will turn up, in this glorious mess I call a studio, and I’ll post a scan of the actual sign.)